SpaceX to Use Gravity Generators after Successful Area 51 Raid

SpaceX to Use Gravity Generators after Successful Area 51 Raid

As a follow up to an earlier article (Elon sends team from Area 59 to join the Area 51 raid), we have word on the result of the raid by SpaceX’s Area 59 team.

Today saw thousands of people pile into the Nevada desert to take part in a raid on Area 51. Elon decided to send his team from SpaceX’s Area 59 to take advantage of the distraction and raid a facility near Area 51 referred to as S4 by people who claim to have to worked there.

The goal of the raid on S4 was to short cut humanities evolution to becoming a multi-planetary species.

Surprisingly when Elon’s team arrived at the facility, he was greeted by aliens from the Zeta Reticuli star system who claimed they had been expecting him.

When asked by Earlectrek for comment, Elon stated: “We found technology at S4 an order of magnitude more advanced than our current SpaceX rockets. We are going to be installing gravity generators on Starship, and we are going to stick to our plan of having a certain someone’s free Roadster burning rubber on Mars by 2024.”

On a side note, Elon also mentioned “These aliens communicate via telepathy. I can’t wait to introduce them to the Neuralink team.”.

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